why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Gay republicans

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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your mum

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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