Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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