Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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FUCK YOU

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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