- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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