- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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