What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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