- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

if got a joke if fogot it

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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