- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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