A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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