- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Tilt your screen back .

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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