- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Hail Hitler

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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