- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

1+1=2

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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