- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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