- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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