- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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