- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What if I told you.....potatoe

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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