- Anti Joke

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.