- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Sam Hengal.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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