Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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