- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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