An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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N-E Pats never cheated

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can you touch your toes? no

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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