- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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