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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What is my name? I dont know

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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