the sky is green no it is not

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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