- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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