What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Rebecca Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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