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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What are annoying? Ads.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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