Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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