- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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