- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

you gay?

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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