- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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