What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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