- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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