Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

girls basketball

WNBA

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A woman walks into a bar.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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