What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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your face is kinda funny

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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