Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

a man checks his mypsace

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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