- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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