- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A baby seal walks into a club.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Indians

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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