were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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