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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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stinky boner

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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