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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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