Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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