- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??