- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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