- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's half of 8? o

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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