- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Caolan and Eamon

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

roses are red violets should be purple

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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