- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Knock Knock? Come in.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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