- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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