Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

The holocaust

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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