- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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