Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Women drivers...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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