- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Women's rights

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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