whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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