so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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