Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Major League Soccer

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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