what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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