Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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