- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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