- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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