what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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