There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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