- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs? 1

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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