- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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