What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

i hate non minorities!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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