- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Women's Rights

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Please ignore this statement.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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