- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Who wants water? I do.

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