- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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