- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Your mother is average.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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