a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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