- Anti Joke

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.