- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Caroline Kelly.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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