- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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