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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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