- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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