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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

flavin's head

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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