What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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flavin's head

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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