Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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