So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the president do for the people? ...

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

girls basketball

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A woman walks into a bar.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

haha black people :D

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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