- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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