how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Ham sandwich

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

I <3 Hitler

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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