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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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