what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

So a baby seal walks into a club

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Small Penis.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

black people

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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