- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

mikey is cute

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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