What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

rent a cops

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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