- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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