why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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