- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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