- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

lets bomb africa

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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