- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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