What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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one stop shop

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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