knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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