- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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