Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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