- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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