whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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TOP KEK

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A cat playing laser tag.

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the redsox

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Anti Joke

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