- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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