- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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