- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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