Atheism

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Worms don't like apples.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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