- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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