- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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