Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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one stop shop

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