- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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