why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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